Suburban War
"The sky is falling and we are all loved" - my government teacher
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
(Source: muchbetterthanironpatriot, via missaliceenvious)
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
(Source: vocodex, via mellowlioness)
Immeasurable amounts of love for this gif set.
he got to say it back… and this is why kermit is happier than the Doctor
YOU! CORNER! NOW!
(Source: space-nun, via askgeorgebush)
The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.
The Bat, eh?
oh my
I just spit my tea all over my screen
that gif
(via nagitan)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
(Source: foodtrucker, via leahweeah)
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
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