Suburban War

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"The sky is falling and we are all loved" - my government teacher

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

(Source: markheffronnude, via rendezvousramen)

— 5 days ago with 369915 notes
fallopeia:

So, hilariously ironic thing this morning. I was on my way to planned parenthood to get my birth control, when I drive past this guy 3 blocks from my apartment. I thought dude you are a long way from the clinic! I turned the corner and lo and behold, there is a women’s clinic in my backyard, unbeknownst to me! I could have saved some gas and gone to this closer place! I never would have known without the protesters there. Thanks, sign-holding guy!!!

fallopeia:

So, hilariously ironic thing this morning. I was on my way to planned parenthood to get my birth control, when I drive past this guy 3 blocks from my apartment. I thought dude you are a long way from the clinic! I turned the corner and lo and behold, there is a women’s clinic in my backyard, unbeknownst to me! I could have saved some gas and gone to this closer place! I never would have known without the protesters there. Thanks, sign-holding guy!!!

(via buns-enburner)

— 6 days ago with 9894 notes

"These people are my family and if you hurt them in any way, I will kill you."

(Source: darylgrimes, via seengingpeipes)

— 1 week ago with 1760 notes
buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

(via instagrampa)

— 1 week ago with 42570 notes

skyjukebox:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON

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bruh do you even lift

(via ellindor)

— 1 week ago with 12145 notes

epimeliad:

Lily of the valley (Convallaria majalis)! Beautiful and extremely poisonous.

(via frlg)

— 2 weeks ago with 5347 notes

bowlofbloodoranges:

mushroomaximus:

It happened again. While taking selfies for the heck of it, bees flew out of the trash can at a gas station and gave Cyd another startle.

the last image tho…… a mother fuckin bee bout stung my hot ass

(via rendezvousramen)

— 2 weeks ago with 3042 notes
youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

(via rendezvousramen)

— 2 weeks ago with 87835 notes